Английский юмор

Да простят меня читатели, совсем не знакомые с английским. Вот попались под руку забавные и не лишённые философского смысла стихи. И захотелось мне, чтобы они нашли для себя место в блоге, ибо иначе однажды могут быть безвозвратно утеряны.

The more we study

The more we study, the more we know.

The more we know, the more we forget.

The more we forget, the less we know.

The less we know, the less we forget.

The less we forget, the more we know.

Why study?

An Irishman’s philosophy

There are only two things to worry about:

Either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well, then there’s nothing to worry about.

But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about:

Either you will get well  or you will die.

If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.

If you die, there are only two things to worry about:

Either you will go to heaven or to hell.

If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell, you’ll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends,

You won’t have time to worry…